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RAH RAH RASPUTIN. RUSSIA'S GREATEST LOVE MACHINE?

Before you ask, no, we don't have that dancing game. I want it though. *Kelissa and I have been fans of this song since the 90's, when I was a wee thing, and she still went clubbing. I guess we were just reminded of it, and BAM.

So. This one is kind of obvious. Who else could be Russia's greatest love machine other than Russia himself? NO ONE, I TELLS YAH.

Enjoy~ I'll be making this, Trigger Happy, and Love Song into videos with music eventually, I swear.

Russia, Ukraine, Belarus, Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia, & Poland are (c)opyright of Hidekaz Himaruya.
This comic is (c)opyright of Kelli & Kayci Rockbrune (ie *Kelissa & *cutepiku)
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:iconladyblackbird13:
ladyblackbird13 Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2015
This is so...Russian.
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:iconsecretlygirl:
secretlygirl Featured By Owner May 14, 2015
I was laughing so much.
This is awesome......
JUST PERFECT
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:iconbloodstarthecat34:
Bloodstarthecat34 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2015
Silly Baltics....You can't kill a Nation! Especially not the largest one of them all!
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:icondownshiftplus:
DownShiftPlus Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Vodka=Immunity
I rest my case.
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:iconwhitelili123:
Whitelili123 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
lol
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:iconhetagirl142:
Hetagirl142 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
RUN FOR YOU'RE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEESSS!!! Nuu Nuu Nuu Nuu Nuu Nuu Nuu Nuu NOO NOO NOO NOO NUUUUUU NUUUUUU :notthat: :notthat: NO...WAI... 
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:iconokamishelli:
OkamiShelli Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2014
                             Nuu Nuu Nuu Nuu Nuu Nuu Nuu Nuu Nuu Nuu Nuu Nuu Nuu Nuu Nuu Nuu 
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:iconminneal:
minneal Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I just had to listen to the song while reading this 
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:iconthegerman15:
thegerman15 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2014  Hobbyist Interface Designer
Same here. :D
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:icontaffy159478:
Taffy159478 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I love that song *-* rara rasputin! Russia i one with you (? Great artwork!!!
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:iconneska-chan:
Neska-chan Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I have the Boney M cd with this song on it :3
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:icondarkdudxd:
DarkDudXD Featured By Owner May 11, 2014  Student General Artist
if i'm corect, this song is rsputin by turisas, i love this song!
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:iconclassiccupcake:
ClassicCupcake Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I love the pic from the "RA RA RASPUTIN! Russia's greatest love mashine ... It was a shame how he carried on" There where also Lithuania, Latvia and Estonia are on the pic xD
That's mah dance :I
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:iconsylviagoesmeow:
Sylviagoesmeow Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm playing this song while reading this >: D
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:iconimmywimmy1:
ImmyWimmy1 Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Dat last panel doe! XD
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:icon26sonicboom:
26SonicBoom Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014  Hobbyist Interface Designer

What the FUCK,PUFF AHAHAHAHA


X'D

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:iconhetalover524:
hetalover524 Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
DA FAQ?
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:iconellymango:
ellymango Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I love this for too many reasons XD The artwork is hilarious, I love that song, and it's probably more accurate to history than intended; not only did it take drowning to kill the real Rasputin (which... technically makes the song wrong, as he kept coming back after they shot him) but one of the assassins was named Felix... and he used to enjoy dressing up in women's clothing.
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:iconladysarah84:
LadySarah84 Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Well that's ironic...
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:iconellymango:
ellymango Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Isn't it just?
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:iconlovesjohnlennon:
lovesJohnLennon Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2013
If i could add this to my favorites more than once, i'd be doing it for at least 5 years.
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:iconkittykatt341:
KittyKatt341 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LMAO. I listened to the song and scrolled through it. XD
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:iconthatkidsid426:
ThatKidSid426 Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I sang along ^J^ Russia emote  
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:iconjorelyn:
Jorelyn Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2013
i just lauged the whole way through XD
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:iconnipper945:
Nipper945 Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2013
This possible the best thing ever!!!
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:iconxxalicesmithxx88:
xXalicesmithXx88 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
i sang along, the end cracked me up XD
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:iconcreator-of-nightmare:
Creator-of-Nightmare Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
xD
This is too awesome xD
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:iconkomododragon4434:
KomodoDragon4434 Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
XD I love this so much!! This is just awesome!!!
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:iconairpianes:
airpIanes Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
well would be the FEMALE love machine cuz im just so awesome
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:iconairpianes:
airpIanes Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
did u just put random russian letters that look like english letters together to make those words? cuz i can tell.. im russian.. AND OF COURSE I AM THE GREATEST LOVE MACHINE NOT RUSSIA
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:iconcutepiku:
cutepiku Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
No, not random letters. It's still English, and it's still readable. Just a font to look like fake Russian.
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:iconairpianes:
airpIanes Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
oooooooooooh it does look like russian
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:iconemchompski:
EmChompski Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2013
Hehehey I love that song! The real Rasputin looks like a child molester, though..
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:iconadenaxambrose:
AdenaXAmbrose Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2013
I love you.
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:iconjellytart:
JellyTart Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2013  Student General Artist
:iconpsychoplz: :iconkermityayplz:
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:iconskies-of-amaranth:
skies-of-amaranth Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2013
Oh god this. I LOVE these kind of references.
:lmao:
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:iconartyom2013:
artyom2013 Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2013
What was really freaky, was when they finally killed Rasputin, they tried to cremate his body, but the heat caused his muscles to contract, making him sit up
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tabbycat1212 Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
ROFLMAO!!! Omg! I love this song, so much! XD I was listening/singing it, while reading this. XD That last panel. YES!
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:iconfunkycat206:
Funkycat206 Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
but the ladies begged. Apparently begging consists of urkraine crying and belarus stabbing
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:iconsesshomaru431:
Sesshomaru431 Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2012
I listened to it while reading it. It's better that way!
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:iconimexcited:
ImExcited Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
Hurrah Latvia. But it's still great, Russia still lives. I listened to the song while reading it. Listening to the song before I even foudn the comic, actually. Anyways I love this comic. :iconkolstorybroplz:
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:iconbellemaske:
BelleMaske Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
HOLY MARTIN LUTHER THIS IS PRUSSIA-LEVEL AWESOME!!! I love all the videos people make of Russia with this song, but this beats them all! I love the final panel. Silly boys, if jumping out of a plane won't kill Russia, you think bullets will? XD
Love China as the queen. Maybe Russia can cure Hong Kong's cursed eyebrows! And Belarus and Ukraine are hilarious! Aww, hell with it, I love the whole thing! 8D
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:iconask-ookami-lithuania:
Ask-Ookami-Lithuania Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
D;
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:iconoverrated-relish:
Overrated-Relish Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I love that song XD
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:iconsharkey666:
sharkey666 Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2012  Student Digital Artist
listening to the song while reading your comic....love it <3
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:iconashxhawk:
AshxHawk Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Muahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! Love this!!!!! ROFL my head off.
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:iconsonadowfangirl01:
Sonadowfangirl01 Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
YOU CANNOT KILL THE GREAT MOTHER RUSSIA Latvia. I've already tried several times. *Russia looming behind me* BUT I STILL LOVE HIM AND DO NOT WISH TO HAVE MY HEADTAKEN~!!!!!
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:iconisishka:
Isishka Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
THIS IS AMAAAAZING!!!! :la: I watched it while listening the song! I love it ... I love you... I love russia :iconhurrplz:
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:iconultimadum255:
Ultimadum255 Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012
Honestly?
Just heard the song?
Found these on devint art, and i dare say
This
Is
Amazing
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:iconmetraice:
MetraIce Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Did you know that they tried to beat him to death and throw him in the river? He died, but from the cold not the beating.
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